What Everybody Ought To Know About The Madonna Halftime Show
Madonna is old, LMFAO is annoying, M.I.A is offensive, Cee-Lo looked like a Harry Potter extra, and no one even noticed Nikki Minaj. The Super Bowl Halftime Show is what everyone is talking about today – on Facebook, Twitter, and the popular news media. However, none of it really matters because deep down, it’s all [...]
My 7year-old thinks he needs a motorized wheelchair – really
I was working on my computer in the family room while the kids were watching some TV on Nickelodeon. Suddenly a commercial for the Scooter Store came on. “Do health issues limit your mobility?” asked the announcer. My son looked up. “Is it difficult to get to the bathroom on your own?” continued the announcer. [...]
Why I Had To Stop Worshipping God Because of Some Lunchmeat
I have to tell you a story about what happened to me in church a few weeks ago, but before I do – I need to tell you another story first. [insert that harp-like wavy line TV show music here] My children love deli ham. Every time we go to the grocery store together, they [...]
Deep Thoughts This Month
My 7year-old thinks he needs a motorized wheelchair – really
I was working on my computer in the family room while the kids were watching some TV on Nickelodeon. Suddenly a commercial for the Scooter Store came on. “Do health issues limit your mobility?” asked the announcer. My son looked up. “Is it difficult to get to the bathroom on your own?” continued the announcer. [...]
