What Everybody Ought To Know About The Madonna Halftime Show

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Madonna is old, LMFAO is annoying, M.I.A is offensive, Cee-Lo looked like a Harry Potter extra, and no one even noticed Nikki Minaj. The Super Bowl Halftime Show is what everyone is talking about today – on Facebook, Twitter, and the popular news media. However, none of it really matters because deep down, it’s all [...]

Three Reasons I Run Even Though I Hate It

AAAA! Wait up for me you guys!

I don’t like running. I don’t like running shoes. I don’t like running “gear.” I don’t like people who like to run. Seriously. I’d rather talk about my feelings than run – and if you know me, you know that’s really saying something. The main reason I don’t like to run is that I feel [...]

Actually, We ALL Want To Know If The Pastor’s Wife Tried Crack

Ohhh, delicious delicious sauce...

Tonight, I called my very good friend Sunshine to see if she was doing anything. She told me that she was going to be running some errands, but that I was welcome to tag along if I wanted. With both children having sleepovers at my house tonight, it seemed like a good idea to get [...]

Three Reasons You’re Stupid If You Think Boycotting Girl Scout Cookies Matters At All

Believe me, you have better odds of winning the lottery than having her understand what the heck you're talking about.

Living in a democracy means that it’s important for all of us to participate in the process. If you don’t like the way something is happening in the government, you contact your local representatives and share your thoughts. If you disagree with a company’s policies, you either contact their senior executives or you vote with [...]

5 Gifts That Will Make The Recipient Kick Your Ass

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy...

I spent a lot of time flying last month. We had a family vacation the first week, and then I had conferences the last two weeks. This gave me ample opportunity to contemplate the meaning of life. And read the SkyMall catalog. A lot. In addition to having normal gifts at obscenely high prices, I [...]

Mashed potatoes

You might not know her very well, but trust me - this is her WTF face.

My parents are in town, doing their annual Texas visit. I took them out to Saltgrass Steakhouse for lunch, because that seemed extra-Texan. I think our server was fairly new in the role. We decided to order off the lunch menu to keep things simple. I asked for Chicken-Fried steak. “Did you want mashed potatoes [...]

Delicate Flower

I’m up at NYC this week for a conference, and it’s left me feeling a little introspective. One of the things most people don’t know (or believe) about me is that I’m a total introvert. No, no, it’s true. (Shut up. It’s TRUE) When I was 2 years old, I learned to read. When I [...]

HOA

"MUAHAHAH! We're evil trashcans here to stink up your hard, offend your sensibilities, and date your children! Fear us!"

Lately we’ve been having problems with our Homeowner’s Association. Oh, it started out reasonably enough. After we came through the winter, it was pretty obvious that the yard needed weeding and the wood fence needed to be replaced. It was a common topic between TK and I: “We need to do something or we’re going [...]

Nail salon

Not the best of looks for me.

I love going to my nail salon because I find it is often an rare exercise in candor – and humility. The lady that takes care of me is named C, and she’s Korean and welcomes the opportunity to talk to me because I’ll help her practice her English. At least, that’s what she tells [...]

Spanking

I have a general personal policy of not talking about polarizing topics on my blog. Today, I’m going to violate that policy to talk about how I feel about physical punishment as an acceptable parental discipline technique. In other words, I’m going to take a few moments to give you my personal opinions on – [...]

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