Old

TWICE in the last week, I have been reminded (unintentionally) that I’m old. Case #1: At the office, hanging out with the lunch crew, and someone references one of my peers. “He was a VP when he was, like, 30,” one guy said, “But times were different then.” “What does that mean?” I asked. “You [...]

Dream

They were like giant potholders. Hell, I could use a nap right now.

Last night, I had a dream that went a little like this: I was in a training class on some social media measurement software. Sitting next to me was Eric T. Peterson. It was like that awkward scene from Twilight, where Bella sits next to Edward in science class for the first time and he [...]

Rethinking my uh, “software”

my uncomfortable inspiration

Today I’m on the road, traveling to a church conference in Louisville, Kentucky. I think it’s important to take a little spiritual time-out every now and then. Plus last time I was in Kentucky, I was mistaken for a celebrity, and I did not disabuse those folks of that notion. Free drinks all night, score! [...]

WAA Excellence Awards: Rising Star

Well, I meant to put this post up yesterday, but three posts in one day was a little much for me. By the end of the second one yesterday, I felt like I’d gone from “…and the flames can occasionally break their boundaries and scorch the unprotected field…” to “Fire Bad.” So I opted to [...]

WAA Excellence Awards: Client/Practitioner of the Year

I really liked this category – lots of great material here to inspire me. The folks that have the thrill of working with me are about to hear me cover lots of great examples of how best to use digital analytics. They just don’t know it yet… mostly because they don’t read my blog. So [...]

WAA Excellence Awards: INNOVATOR / Technology of the Year

I’m really having fun with all the feedback I’ve been getting on these posts. Maybe I should lurk less and post more. A few of you have asked me privately if you’ll see me at eMetrics. The reality is: I don’t know yet. We’re still finalizing our budgets for the year at work, so I [...]

WAA Excellence Awards: Most Influential Contributor

I know yesterday I said I’d be talking about the Client/Practitioner of the Year, but I think it’s more important to talk about Most Influential Contributor right now. You’ll see why in just a moment. Yesterday I ragged on Eric Peterson, mostly because I like to give him crap – but partly because I did [...]

WAA Excellence Awards: Most Influencial Agency/Group

I don’t usually blog about “professional” things unless it’s to poke fun at myself. Or unless I’m really fired up about something. This particular entry falls into the latter category. You see, once again Eric T. Peterson has annoyed me into blogging my position on certain web analytics topics. In and of itself, that’s not [...]

Passed

I'm so qualified, it's disturbing

About a week ago, I challenged the folks that report to me to do the Google Analytics IQ test online. We’re supposed to be the digital experts at our company, and it seemed like a good idea to make sure we really understood everything we could about GA, which is one of the big web [...]

Jake

Working that whiteboard

Yesterday, GT came to work with me. He wasn’t sick or anything, but he just wanted to hang out. Now, I have a pretty fun office. We have Wii, and air hockey, and ping pong. GT spent most of the day playing Wii. He played with a dog for a while (people bring their dogs [...]

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